Weird weed names
Karen Berger, PharmD, Medical Writer
As I delve into researching the medical marijuana world, I see a lot of funny and unusual strain names. Let’s take a look at some of the strangest and funniest names out there, courtesy of Mandatory.com , Weirdomatic.com , and Lolwot .
Brain Freeze: This sativa dominant hybrid has a berry smell and is “ a little more fun than taking a huge bite of a snow cone.”
Ninja Turtles Kush: This strong berry strain warns, “Best to stay seated on the couch until the ride is over.”
Accidental Tourist: This hybrid is not for the newbie doobie user. “ Try this with virgin lungs and find yourself getting escorted out of Red Lobster bottomless with no idea how you got there.”
Purple Monkey Balls: A mixture of Grand Daddy Purp and Afghan Kush, two strong indica strains, makes you feel as if you were “hit in the face with purple monkey balls.”
Bob Saget OG: aka, “The Bob,” – this sativa strain is described as “part Danny Tanner, part Hollywood potty mouth.”
Purple Urkle: Continuing along the TGIF theme, Family Matters fans will wonder, Did I do that? This strain is supposed to treat insomnia.
Schnazzleberry: This strain is a 50/50 sativa/indica, mixed with The Dom and DJ Short Blueberry, and is described to be “like taking a bite out of a big berry pie, which might not sound like a bad idea once you’re high and looking for IHOP at 2 a.m.”
Barack O Bubba: Democrats may prefer this strain, which is described as a “strong, reliable indica that will revolutionize your life, hopefully for the better….Is this what he meant by ObamaCare?”
Girl Scout Cookies: aka GSC – This strain smells like Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies, with “deep aromas and purple hues.”
Heisenberg Kush: Breaking Bad fans will love this strain.
Golden Goat: A sweet and sour hybrid, supposedly “named for the smell of recycled soda cans rotting in the heat.”
Just for fun, try making up your own strain names! Weirdomatic offers suggestions on how to do so.
- “Color” + “Name of Infamous Figure”
- Example: Red Trump
- “Color” + “Food Name” + Kush
- Example: Blue Sorbet Kush
- Bubba + “Funny Made-up Word” + OG
- Example: Bubba Atrow OG
- “Celebrity Name” Haze
- Brittany Snow Haze
- “Type of Berry” + Alien + Haze
- Raspberry Alien Haze
- “Name of Your Dog” + Kush
- Emmett Kush
What is the weirdest or funniest strain name you have ever tried?
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15 Funniest Marijuana Strain Names of All Time
There are plenty of guides to tell you which marijuana strains are best for what you’re looking for. Some help more with anxiety, some help with sleep and others are just for a chill time. But let’s face it, a lot of us are going to purchase our strains based on how funny the name is.
If that describes you, here are the 15 funniest strain names you’ll find:
15. Purple Monkey Balls
This is the strain you pull out for your friends and then when they ask what it’s called, you tell them and everyone giggles for five straight minutes.
14. Green Crack
Less addictive, less dangerous and way more fun than normal crack.
This is both easier and requires less flexibility than the Kama Sutra.
12. Poochie Love
Is it named after the famous Simpsons episode where Homer becomes the voice of “Poochie” on the Itchy and Scratchy Show? Maybe not, but we’ll pretend it is.
A+ pun name right here.
10. Purple Urkle
While it’s unlikely that Steve Urkle would ever smoke a joint, his name is perfect for naming a marijuana strain.
The best part about this name is you’ll be able to talk about purchasing it in front of your parents without worry. In fact, they’ll probably applaud you for purchasing a large amount of Girl Scout Cookies.
8. Bob Saget OG
America’s Funniest Home Videos is both a show that stoners enjoy as well as a show that showcases a lot of stoners. So of course the show’s greatest host has a marijuana strain named after him!
7. Zombie Killer OG
Smoking this strain will probably not improve your ability to kill the undead in real-life, but it will probably help a lot in any video games where that’s a requirement.
6. Barck O Bubba
Considering Obama’s tepid endorsement of medical marijuana late in his presidency, it might seem weird to name a strain after him. But at least it will help you escape the reality of world after he’s left office.
5. Charlie Sheen
This is the perfect strain for people who want to live the Charlie Sheen lifestyle without indulging in some of his nastier habits.
4. Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien
Would you rather face a hidden dragon or a hidden alien? These are the types of questions you’ll be able to answer with this strain.
3. Laughing Grass
Warning, can not be used as a substitute before major dental surgery.
2. White Girl OG
The perfect strain for the “basic” white girl who needs a marijuana story that she can tell at parties for the next 20 years.
1. Alaskan Thunderf***
I mean, this is just a great name. How could you not buy it?
When it comes to cannabis, sometimes clever names sell themselves. From Purple Monkey Balls to Bob Saget OG, discover 15 of the funniest names for marijuana strains.