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The 10 Weed Commandments That You Need To Live By

Like the founders of Christianity or The United States Constitution, every great club needs a code of ethics to live by. It’s the set of morals and unwritten (well, now, written) laws that guide a certain select society, keeping the peace and establishing order. So is true for those who worship the bud.

Those who pray to La Ganja, Mary Jane, or Mr. Green have their own set or morals and codes that have been established long since friends started sharing blunts on this sodden earth. They are rules your fellow blunt brothers and sisters passed on to you before you joined your own circle of smoke.

Though weed may not be a recognized religion or even legal in society, the unspoken rules that dictate a smoker’s circle are always present and hold strong. But in case you are new to the cause or just want to repent for your sins, here are The 10 Weed Commandments:

Like the founders of Christianity or The United States Constitution, every great club needs a code of ethics to live by. It’s the set of morals and unwritten (well, now, written) laws that guide a certain select society, keeping the peace and…

Ten commandments of smoking weed

a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.

Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.

2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.

3.Don’t bogart the weed! It’s for the group to share.

4. When rolling a joint, don’t fucking nigger lip it! It’s disgusting and closing the opening.

5. When cashed, if you don’t own the pipe, don’t resin hit it. It’s not your resin to hit!

6. Don’t pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.

7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It’s only fair.

8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.

9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It’s wonderful karma.

10. Don’t ever fucking complain about the weed. Don’t like it don’t smoke it!

Ten commandments of smoking weed a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with