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Middle fork strain

This is a complete bullshit story. Middle Fork was grown from a bag seed. It is not blueberry X Dutch Treat and anyone that says it is is fucking retarded. Let’s get into farther details. On the middle fork of the Nooksack river is a trail system, while hiking on this trail system a grow was found and a small amount was stolen and taken home to be dried out an smoked. In the process of smoking the shit, a seed was found. One single seed. A selfie seed. It was planted and grew out to be Middle Fork. So take your bullshit stories and piss off.

I am a heavy smoker of chronic bud. Always in search of tasty and strong herbage. Most bud in the legal pot market, have been dried till there is no taste. When I got hold of some “Middle Fork”, I found the kind. Sweet, robust aroma. Sticky with resin. And the high is a heavenly mix of Indica dominant body rush and a nice mental buzz. This is the one to get.

Tasty and it delivers. The high is pretty versatile from my experience. If you want to relax and groove out to your favorite tunes this is definitely your strain. But at the same time it is very uplifting and should your surroundings need you to be sociable you’ll be pretty peppy and really into what’s going on. Spacy as hell. But definitely a part of the action. Hits pretty much immediately. The only downside is that it’s a little on the spendy side. But unquestionably worth it. The particular one I got ahold of was rated at 29.8% so a little bit will get you a pretty long way. Great bud. Try it. I promise you you probably won’t hate me after you do

Middlefork is an indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain created as a cross between the insanely delicious DJ Short Blueberry X Dutch Treat strains. This powerful bud has an insanely high THC level that can run up to 27% and a combination of almost overpowering effects. The high s…

Middlefork is a Mindfork!

Royal Tree Gardens of Tacoma produces Middlefork – a hybrid that comes in at a “you must be joking” 27.15% THC.

Middlefork was so strong that I was unable to write a review of it until the day after I smoked it. This is not for everyone – I’m an experienced user – been doin’ it daily since the 1970s. And after two puffs (I do it the old fashioned way: smoking) I was knocked out.

I was waiting outside while my granddaughter was taking a dance class. I had an hour so I took a walk around the block and had a couple puffs. I could barely find my way back to the car.

Then I look up and it turns out I’m parked right out front of “Cloneville.” A Seattle store that sells marijuana plants to medical patients. Weird and wonderful.

The two gram jar of Middlefork I purchased from Uncle Ike’s was nuggety – I like that. It blasted me in to another dimension. Maybe it’s because I’m an Indica guy. I could definitely detect the mindcrunch of a Sativa working here, especially in the first few minutes after smoking. I was actually paranoid for a bit there.

Middlefork’s fruitiness came out strong when I put it in the grinder. Ripe lingonberry in a field of Swedish maidens? A strawberry washed by the tears of Christ? Blueberries spilling out of basket knocked over by mischievous, drunken pixies? Oh that smell.

Middlefork smoked clean. Easy on the lungs, very little ash and an immediate high upon exhalation. There was a grassy note but a nice one – reminiscent of a field of wildflowers on a hot dry Summer day.

This was long lasting and heavy – I was still feeling it hours later. Touching all the bases (I hate sports metaphors, remind me to stop using them). A home run. A hole in one. Body and head high, feelings of hunger and euphoria and wonderment. All those sports and pot cliches rolled into one big explosion of way too much THC. I’m not a dabber. I don’t smoke joints anymore. I guess I’m a lightweight. Middlefork was too strong for me.

Royal Tree Gardens is also producing buds that, from the looks of their website, are as incredible as Middlefork. Black Cherry Soda, Dutch Treat (my fave strain!), a nice Indica called Orange Kush. I’m hoping to go down to Tacoma soon to pay them a visit.

Middlefork
Hybrid
Royal Tree Gardens
27.15% THC

Royal Tree Gardens of Tacoma produces Middlefork – a hybrid that comes in at a "you must be joking" 27.15% THC. Middlefork was so strong that I was unable to